That’s right, Barney Stinson is back on the market!
Mothers, lock up your daughters.
Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCAs.
“MILSWANCAs?” - Marshall
“Wait, wait I can get this.
Mothers I’d Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again” - Ted
Correct, circle gets the square.
“Don’t you think you’re kind of rushing back into this?” - Lily
Lily, since I started dating Robin
there’s a certain…thing I haven’t used as much as I would like to.
It’s kind of big, surprisingly heavy, kind of leathery
and its black.
This, my friends, is The Playbook.
The Playbook contains every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink,
gambit, flim-flam, stratagem and bamboozle
I’ve ever used, or ever hope to use,
to pick up chicks and give em the business.
- Barney Stinson
"The Playbook"
How I Met Your Mother
