Oh Schnapps: Poison Plum CrappyCat Set by VanBeater

For VanBeater’s newest release, CrappyCat and FlunkMonkey shove off for a multidimensional schnapps tasting tour! The first flavor on the tour is “Poison Plum Schanpps,” which is a plum based, fruity schnapps. The ingredients include plums, fermented heads of lost travelers, a dash of poison pink berry to add a sweet and smooth finish, and a trapped spirit to serve our thirsty friends. This set includes one Poison Plum Schnapps CrappyCat, one Poison Plum Schnapps FlunkMonkey, and a 7.5″x13″ signed, stamped and numbered Poison Plum screen print.

This Oh Schnapps: Poison Plum set by VanBeater set has a limited edition run size of 125 sets and goes on sale Wednesday, May 16th, at 2pm EST exclusively at the CrappyCat online store for just $35 shipped in the US. But this deal won’t last long, as this two figure set will only be available for purchase for a limited 48 hr sale window ending on Friday, May 18th, at 2pm EST. So don’t sleep on this crazy deal!

Mars Attacks! Blox Vinyl Figure by Funko

Later this month Funko will be releasing its newest Blox vinyl figure, a Martian from Mars Attacks! 2012 is shaping up to be a huge year for the Mars Attacks! franchise with multiple companies releasing all kinds of licensed Martian products. While the Mars Attacks! Pop! vinyl figure is cool, The Blot’s really digging this Blox figure. I especially love the way Funko decided to produce the Martian’s crazy looking domed head.

The Mars Attacks! Blox vinyl figure stands 7” tall, is 2” thick and comes packaged in a full color displayable window box. This chunky figure is not scheduled to hit store shelves until late May 2012, but you can pre-order it from Entertainment Earth for just $19.99 each here.

Michael Jackson Pop! Rocks Vinyl Figures Wave 2 by Funko

Funko has announced a second wave of Michael Jackson Pop! Rocks vinyl figure and I know some hardcore fans of the King of Pop that are super excited about this release. There are two versions of Michael included in Wave 2, each featuring one of MJ’s signature looks. First up is “Bad” Michael featuring his buckle covered look from the Bad music video. The second figure, and The Blot’s personal favorite, features "Military Jacket" Michael rocking his signature sequined glove and jacket from his appearance at the 1984 Grammys.

Each Michael Jackson Pop! Rocks vinyl figure stands 3.75” tall, has a rotating head and comes in a displayable window box. Each MJ vinyl figure will retail for $9.99 and can be pre-ordered from Entertainment Earth here now for delivery on or around May 17th.

Rainbow Hair Ugly Unicorns by Rampage Toys

The Blot is always excited for a new Ugly Unicorn release from Rampage Toys, and this one is a beauty! The Rainbow Hair Ugly Unicorns were made exclusively for this weekend’s Design Festa 35 in Tokyo, where Jon Malmstedt will be in attendance at booth E17/18. Only five Rainbow Hair UUs were created, and each features rainbow hair made form lots and lots of spray on white vinyl.

If you aren't able to attend DF in Japan, fear not! Any leftovers will be available first to the Ugly Unicorn mailing list, and after that they will go up on the Rampage Toys online store. To join the Ugly Unicorn mailing list, send Jon an e-mail at Rampage.Toys@yahoo.com.

Barneyism of the Week - Star Wars Fantasy

While it’s just us guys let me ask you something.
We all have that same fantasy
about having sex with a girl in a Stormtrooper costume, right?

“No.” - Ted
“Never.” - Marshall

Guys, come on. No girls around. Just us bros. Same space.
Let’s stop being polite and start getting real.

Stormtrooper fantasy, every guy’s had that one right?

“Not even once.” - Ted
“No.” - Marshall

So I’m the weird one?

“Yes.” - Ted
“Yes, yes.” - Marshall
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(Bonus Barneyism of the Week)

“You are about to see something awesome.” - Ted

And just know this…Han shot first.

- Barney Stinson

"Trilogy Time"

How I Met Your Mother