Barneyism of the Week - Dating a Stripper

What’s the best thing about dating a stripper you ask?

“Nope, just asked for your drink order.” - Quinn

I’ll tell you the best thing about dating a stripper…

“He’ll have a scotch” - Quinn

Getting to say hey, I’m dating a stripper.

“And I should go…time to make donuts.” - Quinn

More like time to make some dough sitting on some nuts.

She’s a stripper…I’m dating her…I’m dating a stripper. 

Barney wins! I’ll walk you out.

- Barney Stinson

"Now We’re Even"

How I Met Your Mother

Paul Kaiju x Rampage Toys Super Ugly Unicorns

Rampage Toys had a huge surprise at Design Festa last weekend, a sick collaboration with Paul Kaiju! Paul traveled to Japan recently for Design Festa 35 and what will surely be a sick show at Uamou, and brought with him a small run of five custom Ugly Unicorns. Nicknamed “Super Ugly,” Paul did an incredible job on crazy looking Ugly Unicorns. The Blot loves all the different paint apps and especially those kooky looking eyes!

If you aren't able to attend DF in Japan, don't worry!  A very small amount of these Paul Kaiju x Rampage Toys Super Ugly Unicorns remain and can be yours for just $70. The few leftovers will first be made available to the Ugly Unicorn mailing list, and after that they will go up on the Rampage Toys online store. To join the Ugly Unicorn mailing list, send Jon an e-mail at Rampage.Toys@yahoo.com.

Black Heart Of Gold 20” Dunny by Tara McPherson

Always putting its best foot forward, Tara McPherson’s Black Heart of Gold Dunny is a misguided soul who seems to get it all wrong, no matter how hard it tries. Designed in Blue and Pink Editions, quintessential colors in McPherson’s distinctive palette, these 20 inch vinyl figures feature beautiful matte color gradients from face to feet, metallic ink accents, and the lines and shapes that tattoo Tara’s world. This is one seriously beautiful designer vinyl figure! Tara continues to amaze The Blot with every new piece of artwork she creates. This is definitely one to see in person!

Each colorway of Kidrobot’s Black Heart Of Gold 20” Dunny by Tara McPherson has a limited edition run size of 250 pieces, each featuring the artist’s signature printed on the foot. Collectors can purchase one from all Kidrobot stores, kidrobot.com, and select retailers worldwide beginning on May 24th for $400 each.

Previews Exclusive Bloody B&W Rick & Michonne The Walking Dead Action Figure 2 Pack

Rick and Michonne, the two bad asses from The Walking Dead Comic Series 1 action figure toy line, are back in a new bloody black and white 2 pack from McFarlane Toys, offered as a pretty cool PX Previews Exclusive from Diamond Comic Distributors. Based on the characters’ appearances in the hit Image comic book series, each figure features more deadly accessories than you can imagine. If you love all of the amazing details McFarlane Toys puts into each and every one of its releases then you’ll definitely want to get your hands on this The Walking Dead 2 pack.

This variant figure set is part of part of The Walking Dead Comic Book Series 1. Each bloody black and white figure stands 4.5” tall and comes packaged in a full color blister pack. The Bloody Black and White Rick Grimes and Michonne The Walking Dead Comic Book Series Set can be pre-ordered from Entertainment Earth for $33.99 here. It is expected to be shipped later this month (March 2012).