Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Barneyism of the Week - The Sundress

It’s a sad day in New York, Ted.
A sad day indeed.
Do you know what I saw on my way in here?
A girl...in a sweater!

And you know what that means?
The season of exposed skin is over.

Gone are the tank tops, Ted.
Gone are the cute little skirts.
Gone are the sundresses! The sundresses, Ted.
I don’t think I can make it another 8 months with no sundresses.

“Barney, I really...I have to grade these papers.” - Ted

I’m sorry, I’ll let you work.

But first a riddle...

What piece of women’s attire most stokes a man’s desire?
“A sundress?” - Ted

What lightweight outfit, pink or white,
makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?
“I really have to get this done.” - Ted
Of course, of course...

Sundress by the way.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Big Days”

How I Met Your Mother