Thursday, February 17, 2011

Barneyism of the Week - Desperation Day

Loneliness, the looming specter of Valentine’s Day fast approaching,
the two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year:
February 13th…Desperation Day.

Every woman wants a date on Valentine’s Day.
That neediness reaches its climax, what up, on February 13th.
A magical night when a 10 has the self-esteem of a 4
and the depraved enthusiasm of a 2.

Now there’s only one thing you can’t do…

“Please say widows” - Robin

Wherever you are or whoever you’re under,
you must get home alone by 11:59 pm.
Otherwise you’re on a date on Valentine’s Day.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Desperation Day”

How I Met Your Mother
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