Ted, throughout time there has always been one
cutting edge profession to which
hot girls like Tiffany have flocked.
Should I walk you through the history?
“I’m going to explicitly say no.” - Ted
It all started 2.5 million years ago.
Man was a hunter,
so the hottest profession of the day…gather:
As man mastered technology,
the hottest profession of the day evolved:
I’m pretty sure it’s a hernia, can you check again?
And then man took to the skies,
and so hot women put on high heels
and become stewardesses:
I am in the upright and locked position.
And then man said,
“Life is hard, I should start taking lots of prescription drugs.”
And so hot girls rolled into doctor’s offices
looking sexy enough to render the very erection pills
they peddled ironically redundant.
So now, pharma girls are today’s hottest profession.
Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle
in the Pharma Girl free for all.
Side effects may include: loss of clothing,
rug burns, shortness of breath and
soar abdominals the next morning.
What in the world is up is up!
- Barney Stinson
How I Met Your Mother