Monday, December 10, 2012

Barneyism of the Week - Hemorrhoids

“Alright guys, this is the biggest case of Marshal’s career.
That is why it’s so great we all called in sick to work tomorrow
so we could be in that court room to support him.” - Ted

“I didn’t call in sick.” - Robin

“No, I called in for all of us.
I have strep throat, Robin bronchitis, Barney massive hemorrhoids.” -Ted

Why’d you have to say massive?

“Well, if you’re going to miss work for hemorrhoids
they kinda have to be massive.” - Ted

I don’t want to sit in a courtroom all day.

“I bet you don’t want to sit anywhere with those hemorrhoids.” – Ted

I don’t have …shut up!

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

"Twelve Horny Women"

How I Met Your Mother
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