Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Barneyism of the Week - Lying

“Have you ever successfully gotten a woman in bed by lying to her?” - Nora

Have I ever…if I’m being totally honest, yes.

“More than once?” - Nora

More than once?
Wow, that’s…I guess if we’re splitting hairs.
Then technically…
There was a plurality to the times I’ve lied to women for sex having purposes.

“What were they?” - Nora

Nines and tens mostly.
There was a four once. She was a slump buster.
But Norah, after that I had a run you would not believe!

Man, honesty feels good!

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

"The Naked Truth"

How I Met Your Mother
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