Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Barneyism of the Week - Self Five!

“Look at this,
your wedding weekend.” - Ted

I know.
This close to finally having sex again.
It's been forever.

“Oh, you and Robin been abstaining?” - Ted

Talking about you, Ted.

Now here's the deal:
every hookup at a weekend wedding
is decided at Friday night drinks.
Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight,
the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a Self Five,
and I don't mean the cool kind.

Self Five!
That's the cool kind.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Knight Vision”

How I Met Your Mother
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