Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Barneyism of the Week - The Dream

Going to jail for your best friend?
That's the dream.

“Really? That's the dream?” - Ted

Yeah, it's the most noble, nay, bro-ble thing
a bro can do for a fellow bro.
So yes, Ted, that's the dream.

“You're too liberal with the phrase ‘That's the dream’.” - Ted

Name one other time I've said that!

“A suit made of prosciutto so you can eat your way naked.
That's the dream.

A pack of lions fighting a tyrannosaurus.
That's the dream.

Being able to take a whole year's worth of dumps in one, nonstop 24 hour period
then not having to dump again for the rest of the year.
That's the dream.” - Ted

I never said Dump Day was the dream.
I said science is this close to a pill.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Bass Player Wanted”

How I Met Your Mother
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