Attention Canada!
I am Barney from America,
and I’m here to fix your backward ass country.
Number 1: Get Real Money.
Don’t know what board game this came from, but it’s a joke.
Number 2, and this is the biggie,
quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away.
Because guess what, you don’t want her?
I’m planting my flag in her,
if you know what I mean which you probably don’t,
and getting her the hell out of here.
You may now return to being pointless.
