Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Barneyism of the Week - Porked

Lily, in my travels I’ve developed
a finely calibrated sense of how long it’s been since,
how do I not put this delicately,
a girl’s been porked.

And boo, you’ve been pork free so long you’re practically kosher.

“It’s been a while.” - Lily

Five weeks, three days by my estimation.

"You should work at a carnival" - Lily

I tried, they’re pretty strict with backgrounds.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

"Garbage Island"

How I Met Your Mother
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