Thursday, December 1, 2011

Barneyism of the Week - Kids

I wish men could have children on their own.
Like sea horses!

“Are you saying what I think you’re saying?” - Ted

They have a little pouch.
They should be called sea kangaroos.

“No, you want kids?” - Ted

Maybe, I’ve kinda lately been thinking about the whole wife and kids thing.
Just minus the wife.

“You could always go it alone, like Mr. Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes.” - Ted

Yeah, but that was the ‘80s.
When you could just swing by any inner city playground in your limo
and scoop up some kids.

“Hm, simpler times.” - Ted

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“The Rebound Girl”

How I Met Your Mother
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