Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life?
Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted?
I think I can get laid,
I think I can get laid.
It’s The Little Engine with Wood.
The Whore-ient Express.
The Long Island Tailroad.
“Oh, I got one…
Thomas the Spank Engine.” - Ted
Ted, that is a children’s book.
Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted?
I think I can get laid,
I think I can get laid.
It’s The Little Engine with Wood.
The Whore-ient Express.
The Long Island Tailroad.
“Oh, I got one…
Thomas the Spank Engine.” - Ted
Ted, that is a children’s book.
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