I shouldn’t do this! I shouldn’t do this!
“What?” - Robin
This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea!
“What is?” - Robin
I should just go…I should just go!
“Ok, ok. Just tell me what is going on.” - Robin
I love my penis Robin.
“Barney, you promised…” - Robin
I do! I love it!
If I could kiss it I would.
I’d be lying if I told you I hadn’t tried.
“I’m not comfortable with this conversation” - Robin
Oh come on Robin.
It’s my penis we’re talking about!
You’ve seen her, she’s magnificent.
“She?” - Robin
Every penis is a girl Robin, everyone knows that.
Like ships…and lake monsters.
“What?” - Robin
This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea!
“What is?” - Robin
I should just go…I should just go!
“Ok, ok. Just tell me what is going on.” - Robin
I love my penis Robin.
“Barney, you promised…” - Robin
I do! I love it!
If I could kiss it I would.
I’d be lying if I told you I hadn’t tried.
“I’m not comfortable with this conversation” - Robin
Oh come on Robin.
It’s my penis we’re talking about!
You’ve seen her, she’s magnificent.
“She?” - Robin
Every penis is a girl Robin, everyone knows that.
Like ships…and lake monsters.
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