Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Barneyism of the Week - The Fortress of Solitude

My Son…

“Barney, enough with the floating Jor-El head
from the Fortress of Solitude in Superman Ok?
It’s getting old.” - Ted

I only use it to say really important stuff.

“Last time you used it to tell me
Wendy’s had introduced a spicy version of the baconator.” - Ted



My Son, for many years this apartment
has been my Fortress of Barney-tude.
But now the time has come for me to pass it on.
Soon this place will become your Fortress of Soli-Ted.

“Barney I wouldn’t live here even if you scrubbed
every inch of this place with Purell, amoxicillin and holy water.” - Ted

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

"The Fortress"

How I Met Your Mother
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