Friday, March 28, 2014

Barneyism of the Week - Accidental Curly

“What? Did he take one of your fries?” - Lily

Take one? Take one?
Lily, it would have been one thing if he took one of my fries.
That would have been one thing.

No, Lily, that day Blauman took 4 of my fries!
But that's not even the capper!
Here's the part that still keeps me up at night:
the 4th fry he took…the 4th fry he took…

The 4th fry he took…was an accidental curly!

“You don't take a man's accidental curly.” - Ted

“You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.” - Marshall

“If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place?” - Lily

“Cause that's what you want, all curly fries?” - Ted

“Regular cut with a few accidental curlies - that's what you want.” - Marshall

That's the dream.

“He's right. That is the dream.” - Ted

No! I refuse to look down from the altar
as I say my vowels to the woman of my dreams,
and see that damned, stupid, accidental curly fry stealing Gary Blauman!

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Gary Blauman”

How I Met Your Mother
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