Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Barney-ism Of The Week, Pt. 1

“Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?” – Ted

“Well I go to Total Rip Fitness but I don’t work out there.”

“What do you do?” - Ted

“I invest."
(Later at the gym)
"Doah, There goes one of my investments now…Cheryl, hard work’s paying off. Keep up the good work!”

“So your investments..are women?” - Ted

“Yes, women who, how shall I put this delicately…they FAT. So I come here, give them lots of attention now then when they get hot who’s the first guy they run to? The one who invested in them when they weren’t.”

“Wow, I cant decided if I’m thoroughly disgusted or really, really impressed.” – Ted

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