The Green Hornet Teaser Movie Poster

Below is the new one sheet teaser movie poster for the upcoming Green Hornet feature film. Let’s be honest, this movie is going to suck. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it! So why is The Blot still blogging about The Green Hornet? Well, because a fanboy can dream can’t he!?! I’d love nothing more than for this film to turn into a succeed franchise for Seth Rogen, but I’ve got very little faith that’s actually going to happen. What do you all think?

The Green Hornet, directed by Michel Gondry, will premiere in theaters on January 14, 2011.

Aziz Ansari Dangerously Delicious Tour Screen Prints by Invisible Creature

Last Saturday night The Blot hit up Houston’s House of Blues to see Aziz Ansari, one of my favorite comedians, perform. His stand-up routine is hilarious, and if you haven’t heard his comedy album Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening go buy it now! I had been looking forward to this show for months, and Aziz definitely didn’t disappoint. But what really surprised me about the show was to learn Aziz was releasing a different screen print for each stop on his Dangerously Delicious Tour.

While lots of bands have a different gig poster for each tour stop, I’ve never heard of a comedian doing something like this. They might have one screenprint for the whole tour, but to commission a different poster for each show shows Aziz’ love of rock poster art. Best of all, the Houston poster was made by the very talented artists at Invisible Creature. Invisible Creature was commissioned to create 4 posters for Aziz' tour stops in New York, DC, Houston and Austin, and they all turned out pretty great. Best of all, all posters purchased at the show came signed by Aziz (see photo above)!

All four Aziz Ansari Dangerously Delicious Tour screen prints by Invisible Creature are currently available for purchase from the Invisible Creature online store for $20 each.  And keep your eyes peeled for more amazing releases from Invisible Creature, including their very first vinyl figure from Super7! It’ll be produced as part of Super7’s Monster Family toy line.

Super7 Monster Family Halloween Glass Set

It’s Super7’s favorite time of year once again! Halloween, the spookiest holiday of them all, brings all of the Monster Family’s creepy creatures out into the night. In honor of this Halloween, Super7 presents a set of glasses to enjoy a tasty beverage while waiting for the monster masses to knock at the door.

The Super7 Monster Family Halloween Glass Set includes four glasses, each featuring a different Monster Family member (Steven the Bat, Garuru, Rose Vampire & Big Sal). The artwork on these glasses is top notch, and the Rose Vampire glass will definitely be joining The Blot’s collection!

Each glass can be purchased individually for $10 or you can purchase all four glasses as a set for $35. While an official release date is currently unknown, you can expect these spooky glasses to go on sale at Super7Store.com sometime soon.

Ways & Means T-Shirt by MAD

On Sunday Rotofugi announced they had received the first every shipment of an all new Ways & Means t-shirt designed by MAD. Ways & Means is a new premium, limited edition apparel brand created by Formula Werks. All items are made with the utmost quality and designed by Formula Werks’ family of renowned artists from across the globe.

Rotofugi is currently the only store in the world selling the first ever Ways & Means t-shirt. Each MAD x Ways & Means tee retails for $40 and can be purchased in store at Rotofugi or via e-mail. Keep your eyes peeled for more killer releases by the Ways & Means crew coming soon!

Barneyism of the Week - New Is Always Better

Ted, I know you love crappy old stuff no one cares about,
but I’m gonna give you four words to live by:
New. Is. Always. Better.

“New is always better?” - Ted

You know who‘s a million times hotter than the hottest girl I’ve ever slept with?
Her ok looking friend I haven’t seen naked.
Why?
Because, new is always better.

“And this theory applies to everything?” - Ted

Everything.

“So, those new Star Wars movies, those are better than the old ones?” - Ted

Yeah, the first three barely mentioned the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.

“Then when you’re at a Guns N’ Roses concert you’re like,
'Yeah, yeah, Paradise City whatever, when are they going to rock me some Chinese Democracy?'" - Ted

Axl’s really matured as a song writer Ted.

- Barney Stinson

"Architect of Destruction"

How I Met Your Mother

Togo Monroe 8 Inch Dunny by ilovedust Teaser Images

It looks like photos of Kidrobot’s next 8 inch Dunny have already leaked, and it’s been confirmed the figure was designed by British design boutique ILOVEDUST! Sadly, other than the figure’s name, Togo Monroe, nothing else is really known about this upcoming 8” Dunny. Is this black and white figure possibly a continuation of KR’s 2-Tone 3” Series? I guess only time will tell!

Expect more information on ILOVEDUST’s Togo Monroe 8 Inch Dunny from The Blot Says… once Kidrobot releases the official details.

LTD Tee - 3 Serpents T-Shirt & Art Print Box Set by Yana Moskaluk

The newest box set from LTD Tee became available for pre-order today and it’s entitled “3 Serpents” by Yana Moskaluk. This awesome monotone design by Moskaluk is super intricate, and I especially love all the little things like the ivy pattern in the sun.

The limited edition “3 Serpents” box set from LTD Tee is available for pre-sale, exclusively at www.ltdtee.net, from October 18th through the October 24th. Each box set includes a screen printed t-shirt, a 8.5”x11” art print with a certificate of authenticity, and a LTD Tee sticker pack all packaged in a custom screen printed box.


The “3 Serpents” box set is currently available for the presale price of $24.99, and readers of The Blot Says… can use the discount code “SRPNT” to receive 10% off!

Hieroglyphics x Gold Coin Hieroman Vinyl Figure

Bay Area natives and legendary hip-hop crew Hieroglyphics and San Francisco clothing company Gold Coin have teamed up to create The Hieroglyphics x Gold Coin Capsule Collection, a series of Hiero inspired clothing and accessories, with the first release from this collaboration being the limited edition Hiero vinyl figure, Hieroman!

Standing 7″ tall, the Hieroman vinyl figure has the classic Hieroglyphics logo on once side of its head, with the Gold Coin logo on the back. It also comes equipped with a laser engraved wooden medallion necklace featuring the Hieroglyphics logo. This killer figure also comes equipped with his own knapsack and green beanie, which pays homage to Hieroglyphics’ classic backpack rap.

Hieroman will be available mid-October as part of The Hieroglyphics x GOLD COIN Capsule Collection. More info on the Hieroman vinyl figure and the full clothing collection will become available soon. Hiero is also planning a musical release in support of the Hieroman action figure.

Johnny Cupcakes There’s Something In The Cupcake Mix! Series 5 Online Exclusives

Every October Johnny Cupcakes releases a series of super limited edition Halloween inspired tshirts entitled “There’s Something In The Cupcake Mix!” SITCM Series 5 drops tonight, October 15th, at Johnny’s two Boston locations and tomorrow night, October 16th, at the Los Angeles Johnny Cupcakes store. Thankfully for the rest of us, Johnny Cupcakes has also dropped two online exclusive SITCM t-shirts available NOW (while supplies last)!

The first There’s Something In The Cupcake Mix! Series 5 online exclusive is The Reptile Man t-shirt seen below. Each limited edition The Reptile Man t-shirt and SITCM box is individually numbered out of 300 to guarantee authenticity.

JC has also released a limited edition online exclusive Mystery Box, which contains a collectable SITCM t-shirt. Each box is individually numbered out of 300 to guarantee authenticity. This "Mystery Box" contains one Something In The Cupcake Mix design, which is different from the other releases. All mystery box tees are the same design printed on a black shirt.

Last but not least is the Johnny Cupcakes Stuffed Monsters Pillows! These limited edition hand made/hand sewn stuffed monsters are made from recycled vintage Something In The Cupcake Mix t-shirts. Each pillow has a unique limited edition number on the back and typically has dimensions of 12"x15". Stuffed Monsters will be packed at random, and certain styles not shown in the picture above.

The Online Exclusive Johnny Cupcakes There’s Something In The Cupcake Mix! Series 5 t-shirts and pillows above can be purchased directly from Johnny Cupcakes through its online store. The t-shirts come in guys and girls sizes and retail for $59.99 each. The Johnny Cupcakes Stuffed Monsters Pillows retail for $50.99.

Kidrobot x The Simpsons Mini Series 2

Matt Groening and Kidrobot join forces once again to embiggen your vinyl collection with The Simpsons Mini Figure Series 2! This new 25 character series features some of Springfield’s most notable citizens including extended family members and lovable barflies, as well as alternate versions of your favorite nuclear family.

Fans have been clamoring for a second series pretty much since Series 1 came out, so I know people must be really excited about this news. I think it’s cool we’re getting a “Treehouse of Horror” Zombie version of the Simpsons clan, but did we also need a Mariachi version of Homer and the fam? That means 10 of the 25 figures in Series 2 are made up of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. I think they could have found at least 5 more never before used characters to include in Series 2, don't you?

Each Kidrobot x The Simpsons Mini Series 2 blind box will retail $9.95 and will be available for purchase at Kidrobot stores, Kidrobot.com and select retailers worldwide starting October 28th. And make sure to keep your eyes peeled for two top secret mystery chase figures!